Need to get drunk on a budget? Well you’re in luck! We’ve thrown together a list of our top ten favorite liquors that we’ve reviewed that will cost you less than twenty bucks, in no particular order. Also, just click on the name to go to the original review.
(All prices are for 750ml bottles unless otherwise noted)
Everclear Grain Alcohol $16.99 – 190 proof
I personally try not to drink this very often but if you ever need to get blackout drunk in record time, this is what you’re looking for.
El Toro Tequila Gold $10.99 – 80 proof
If you’re looking for a good cheap tequila that doesn’t taste like ass, here you go. OK as a shot, but surprisingly good when mixed.
Jeremiah Weed Blended Bourbon Whiskey $17.99 – 90 Proof
There’s no wrong way to drink this whiskey. Whether it’s as a shot, on ice, with coke, or an intravenous feed, you won’t be disappointed.
Most whiskeys out there that are this cheap could strip the paint off a car, but that’s not the case with this bottle. It’s surprisingly good and almost tastes like a rum.
Bacardi Oakheart $12.99 – 70 Proof
Super smooth and a great taste. Easily my favorite Bacardi product. It’s sneaky though, it’ll get you drunk before you know it, and then you get banned for life from the nearest campground.
Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum $13.99 – 92 Proof
This has been responsible for some of our best drinking stories and the majority of our bad decisions, and is still probably my rum of choice.
Captain Morgan Tattoo $15.99 – 70 Proof
A slightly cheaper alternative to Jagermeister. Even though it’s a rum, it’s more at home in a bomb than a regular mixed drink. Try it with a Monster energy drink and let the debauchery ensue.
Rain Organics Vodka $17.99 – 80 Proof
I’m not gonna lie, I’m not a big fan of vodka, and even less of a fan of anything labeled organic, but this has somehow managed to combine them both on the same label and still created a tasty beverage.
Jim Beam Red Stag Spiced $17.99 – 80 Proof
This stuff is just delicious. One of the few flavored liquors I actually enjoy. Just add a few cubes of ice and you’re done. Great for weeknight drinking.
Red Cup Spiced Rum $13.99 (1.75L) – 80 Proof
You might think this is just another bum rum at first when you notice that you’re getting that much rum at that price, but it’s actually pretty damn good, and one of our go to liquors when we need mass quantities of alcohol.
And here’s a few more to try that didn’t quite make the list. All of them are still good choices, but were a just little too similar to some of the stuff already up there.
Captain Morgan Black Spiced Rum $19.99
Kraken Black Spiced Rum $17.99
Blackheart Rum $13.49
Ron De Jeremy Spiced Rum $19.99
Mount Gay Eclipse Black $19.99
Ron Barcelo Gran A
nejo rum $19.99
Jameson Irish Whiskey $18.99
Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey $17.99
Two Fingers Tequila Gold $13.99
Senor Frog’s Tequila Gold $19.99
Tito’s Handmade Vodka $17.99
Cruzan Aged Dark Rum $10.99
Do you think you have a decent bargain bin liquor that we haven’t tried? Then let us know about it and we’ll try to get around to tasting it one day.